The following cartoon characters have been on an extended
skate safari with no immediate plans to show up for work.
This does not include Tense Authority. He's either
at the doctor's office getting new meds for his
hemmorhoids and ulcers or he's dutifully walking
the beat, keeping the streets free of us evil, criminal
skaters.
No amount of harassing, threats, or temptations will
bring The Mad Crew 'round till they're damn good and
ready. Please file your complaints in the wastebasket
next to your desk.

Hey yo', call me Kan-i. Hey boys! Wanna race?
( The winner gets a kiss..so I win either way!!) You know that stuff in the early
morning hours hanging in the air
that you can feel but can't see?
That's mist baby... |